08.2010

'Tomorrow I'll be Naked in the Woods'

During my senior year of high school and more so the lost summer to follow, I had this MC 900ft Jesus cassette that I would listen to all but incessantly in my car. The album, "Welcome to my Dream" had a track on it called "Adventures in Failure" that, while rife with humor, told the first person tale of someone so frustrated with the lackluster tedium of life in routine that he flips script while resolving "to spend the night in the great out doors."

At any rate, as hilarity and misadventure ensue something about that un-romanticized escapism has always stuck with me. It stuck with me long enough, in fact, to turn into a painting of a naked guy in the woods.

I don't know why it turned into a naked guy in the woods - I don't pretend to have these answers. It just did.

I kind of love it however, so expect to see more from him, the antagonistic bear and the inevitable return of Awesome Possum in the near future.

On a final note, due to the heavy traffic of youthful eyes on my site, I felt a bit of compunction attached to the thought of posting raw nudity on my site. That's how the "censor" box came into play. However, if you are a bold and daring sort with an intent on seeing the most immodest version, well then rest softly for that version is stored snugly right here.